Kile's and my top 10 "We Hope You Get Thrown from a Helicopter, Screaming" list

10. Hugh Hefner. "He will get married to that bitch. She's going to give him a heart attack. They will be fucking like bunnies, and frankly he isn't any Doc Johnson." - Kile

9. George W. Bush. How can he not?

8. Peter O'Toole. Fuck Agammemnon. Troy is a gay name anyways. I knew a Troy once. He was about as cool as Pat Buchanan. Google "Pat Buchanan" in images.

7. George Bush, Sr. Wait, roaches don't die. Fuck, Kile we wasted a #.

6. Horatio Sans. "He's bound to go Farley on us." - Abe

5. Lindsay Lohan + Hilary Duff. Jealous of Britney's recent fame in the headlines, these two will try and speed up their repsective atomic clocks to finally do something before their predecessor. Both will fail. Plus, with all that coke and alcohol you're bound to share a shallow grave with #6, bitches.

4. Michael Jackson. Judgment day is comin' for the former king of pop. He's as guilty as OJ. Katt Williams said it best: "What do you want in your house if you're tryin to lure some little white kids?: A petting zoo and a fucking amusement park."

3. Michael Richards. All that glitters is not gold, Mikey. Every good thing must come to an end, we know you didn't mean it old buddy.

2. Courtney Love. Let's all be real.

1. Britney Spears. If it's not 75 this year, it's 74 next year. Either way, I'm getting drunk.