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Too much goin on in the world today

Happy Earfday

In honor of Earth Day, I have dedicated a large portion of the day to watching Planet Earth on Discovery. It has been the apple of my eye for the past 12, soon to be 48, hours. Check it out.

Ghostride it, bitch!

And who the hell came up with the idea of Ghostriding the whip anyways? That shit is hilarious.

Jerzy's

is my second home... 6 weeks left!

Bustin' it Over Gaps and Ghostridin' tha Whip

That's what the YBZ does best. BIATCH!

What's up with

anyone who wants to go shred the gnar?
Hit me on the celly.

Fuck this bullshit

What is it in the human condition that provokes individuals to commit random acts of violence, or any sort of violence at that rate, such as this: Virginia Tech shooting? The LARGEST shooting rampage in American history, holy shit! 33 students shot and killed, with over 15 injured, in TWO instances!! Where the fuck were the police after the first two people were shot at 7:15am!?
This shit right here is what should piss you off even more: "The university did not evacuate the campus or notify students of that attack until several hours later."
WHAT THE FUCK?! I think I speak for everyone, including the families of the deceased and injured, when I say, "If there is a shooting at a place that is considered a 'safe haven' from gratuitous violence, ESPECIALLY IF I AM PAYING A SUBSTANTIAL AMOUNT OF MY HARD EARNED TAX DOLLARS TO FREQUENT IT, it is a Goddamned fucking requirement that you tell my ass if some shit like this goes down! FOR FUCK SAKES!"
I am utterly appalled at both the school officials and the United States Law Enforcement Team of Virginia for many reasons on this one. Noone should have to lose their life to some fucking gun-toting hypermasculine power-drunk basketcase, forGod'ssake.
--- Wait, it gets worse (I'm reading this as you are)---
The police didn't act right away because, and I quote, " Chief Flinchum said that initially officials thought that the shooting was 'domestic,' suggesting that it was between individuals who knew each other, and isolated to the dormitory. He said the campus was not shut down after the first shooting because authorities thought that the attacker may have left the campus, or even the state.

'We knew we had two people shot,' he said. 'We secured the building. We secured the crime scene.' He later added: “We acted on the best information we had at the time'."

Best information of the time, eh? Federal investigators fucking blow. The best information that you had at the time PREVIOUSLY SENT OUR NATION TO A FUCKING WAR THAT WE ARE STILL DEALING WITH!!! Which, by the way, has lasted longer than WWII. FUCK!

Okay, I'm done. I'm going to go give a random stranger a flower and tell him/her that I love them right now, because life is not promised tomorrow. Peace and good will.

In favor of the 101th post

I am making it blogger official:

I am not cutting my hair before Andrew "the Bloodthirsty Cougar" Ferguson or Kyle "the Skeezy Sleezy Neezy fo'Sheezy" Novak, on debt of a 1/5th of Jasper D. No. 1 for the both of them to share while I drank the equal amount of Mo-nark.

I know I wrote 101th, it's artsy. Keep talkin' that 'ish, b'ish.

Now, ever since I can remember I been

Poppin my colla, poppin poppin my colla, poppin poppin my colla.

Now, ever since I can remember I been workin' these hoes

And they betta put my money in my hand. (In my hand).

I bet you wont

Hit a mothafucka, hit a mothafucka, hit
Hit a mothafucka, hit a motha fucka, hit

Bet you won't

Push a mothafucka, push a mothafucka, push
Push a motha fucka, push a mothafucka, push

Bet you won't

The YoungBloodZ Surf the Sidewalk

And so marks a new turning point in our interesting lives. Thank God, Kile and Gref started shreddin the Gnar. Just bombed the 2 gnarliest hills in Redmond with the YBZ, ollied the hugest thing ever with Chargnar, shredded the park with little Burns, and got tanked to make it all that much better, all after a night of work and Shakespeare. We even drank Graveyards:

• Guinness
• Harp
• Boddingtons
• NewCastle
• Tetleys
• Thunderhead IPA
• Heineken
• There be like 2 more...

They were hecksa good. I love the life I lead. Word.

Word on the street is

Kile blows dick

Kyle says

"So there's a chicken and an egg, right? And they're both laying together in bed. The chicken lights up a cigarette, takes a drag, and looks at the egg and says, 'Well, I guess that answers that question.'"

To which Andrew retorts: "Well, you know what they say right? Why'd the chicken cross the road, well, to fuck the egg, that's why."

I love friends.

Beware the aftershock Bushie-Bush!

Let's hope these kids stay down and fake the funk, or we're in some serious shit. Thanks admin.

Mais arretez-vous...

Je ne veux pas perdre votre amour ce soir...

Been grubbin'

Funk eatin out, I been batchn' it (with a little help from IV). Come on down and make it happen yo!

I got "U R Mom" tattooed on my ass...

Saw it on my way to Seatown, I did.

Je fais le HYYYYYYPE!

FAITES ATTENTION S'IL VOUS PLAIT!!!
If you are the fucker bidding against me on this:



Expect some fucking love in the form of an Al Qaeda giftbasket if you win, you putain fuckerrrrrrrr....
Just look at the colours!:


-NIRE is good at making eargasms (to use the term AC$ coined so poignantly)

Some of my FavoUrites

Best. Food. Ever.

So, just got back from France. The city never ceases to amaze me. My God, from the scenes ranging from avant-garde fashion movements to the art-inspired food presentations, from the diverse people to the immigrant riots, I always get a new experience, which is why I am proud to call Paris my second home. Here's some photos of the edible splendor:

- Handmade ice creams and sorbets (pistachio, vanilla, fudge, mango, coconut) -



- Roasted Duck (for 7 hours) with cold fois gras that melted over the duck and potatoessss -



- Some of the local eau -



- Homemade bread on a skewer -



- Spices in the market -



- Molleux (courtesy of Hotel du Nord) -



- Duck confit -



- Falafel in the Jewish district (best ever, just ask Lenny Kravitz... seriously) -



- Handmade churros in the market, better than Mexico -



- Best steak I've ever consumed -



- Le Zinc tags their plates uppp -



- And bangs it out the park with the antipasto -



- Candies -



- Tiramisu in a glass cup -



AND I lost weight! Putain! J'aime Paris bcp...

Clockin out early

Friday marks the end of finals. 11 weeks until I am a real man, what's up with 22 years of school?
Saturday marks St. Patty's day and a 14 hour work day, in which I will bartend to 90 year olds.
Sunday, I leave for Paris. I leave at 7 am.

I'm clocking out early, see you in 2 weeks.

I'll be doin more of this:











Peace. Hidebehindyourcross