Friday, June 22, 2007

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Sunday, April 22, 2007

What you know about this?

Too much goin on in the world today

Happy Earfday



In honor of Earth Day, I have dedicated a large portion of the day to watching Planet Earth on Discovery. It has been the apple of my eye for the past 12, soon to be 48, hours. Check it out.

Friday, April 20, 2007

Ghostride it, bitch!

And who the hell came up with the idea of Ghostriding the whip anyways? That shit is hilarious.


Jerzy's

is my second home... 6 weeks left!

Thursday, April 19, 2007

Bustin' it Over Gaps and Ghostridin' tha Whip


That's what the YBZ does best. BIATCH!

Monday, April 16, 2007

What's up with

anyone who wants to go shred the gnar?
Hit me on the celly.

Fuck this bullshit

What is it in the human condition that provokes individuals to commit random acts of violence, or any sort of violence at that rate, such as this: Virginia Tech shooting? The LARGEST shooting rampage in American history, holy shit! 33 students shot and killed, with over 15 injured, in TWO instances!! Where the fuck were the police after the first two people were shot at 7:15am!?
This shit right here is what should piss you off even more: "The university did not evacuate the campus or notify students of that attack until several hours later."
WHAT THE FUCK?! I think I speak for everyone, including the families of the deceased and injured, when I say, "If there is a shooting at a place that is considered a 'safe haven' from gratuitous violence, ESPECIALLY IF I AM PAYING A SUBSTANTIAL AMOUNT OF MY HARD EARNED TAX DOLLARS TO FREQUENT IT, it is a Goddamned fucking requirement that you tell my ass if some shit like this goes down! FOR FUCK SAKES!"
I am utterly appalled at both the school officials and the United States Law Enforcement Team of Virginia for many reasons on this one. Noone should have to lose their life to some fucking gun-toting hypermasculine power-drunk basketcase, forGod'ssake.
--- Wait, it gets worse (I'm reading this as you are)---
The police didn't act right away because, and I quote, " Chief Flinchum said that initially officials thought that the shooting was 'domestic,' suggesting that it was between individuals who knew each other, and isolated to the dormitory. He said the campus was not shut down after the first shooting because authorities thought that the attacker may have left the campus, or even the state.

'We knew we had two people shot,' he said. 'We secured the building. We secured the crime scene.' He later added: “We acted on the best information we had at the time'."

Best information of the time, eh? Federal investigators fucking blow. The best information that you had at the time PREVIOUSLY SENT OUR NATION TO A FUCKING WAR THAT WE ARE STILL DEALING WITH!!! Which, by the way, has lasted longer than WWII. FUCK!

Okay, I'm done. I'm going to go give a random stranger a flower and tell him/her that I love them right now, because life is not promised tomorrow. Peace and good will.

Sunday, April 15, 2007

In favor of the 101th post

I am making it blogger official:

I am not cutting my hair before Andrew "the Bloodthirsty Cougar" Ferguson or Kyle "the Skeezy Sleezy Neezy fo'Sheezy" Novak, on debt of a 1/5th of Jasper D. No. 1 for the both of them to share while I drank the equal amount of Mo-nark.

I know I wrote 101th, it's artsy. Keep talkin' that 'ish, b'ish.

Friday, April 13, 2007

Now, ever since I can remember I been


Poppin my colla, poppin poppin my colla, poppin poppin my colla.

Now, ever since I can remember I been workin' these hoes

And they betta put my money in my hand. (In my hand).

I bet you wont

Hit a mothafucka, hit a mothafucka, hit
Hit a mothafucka, hit a motha fucka, hit

Bet you won't

Push a mothafucka, push a mothafucka, push
Push a motha fucka, push a mothafucka, push

Bet you won't