Okay, okay. I'll stop posting videos, there's just so much you need to see.

Scope some dipset freestyles, they're chilla killa phenomenal:

I've been on some video shit lately, but seriously look at this...

Dance like a white guy

Whoopi meets James Earl Jones in the wild and gets Whoop'd (heyoo)

Deja Vu

Deja Vu, or "Already Seen" in French, is a good ass movie. Go see it. Speaking of "already seen," scope the intertextual relationships with Milton, the Bible, and Washington's Christological imagery. Throw in the idea of an omnipresent, omnipotent being and you got yourself some action and drama that knows no liner time, but time as universal and infinitely progressing and regressing at the same time. It's a mindfuck, go see, go see.

Got my Vans on and they look like sneakers

Exhibit A:


Exhibit B:


^^ Screams "Panama," not "What, YEAAAH!" ^^

Whatever the funk that Goddamn saying means, "look like sneakers." Look, Vans are about as gangster as Marky Mark in a Miracle Whip ad. Yeah, they were prison issued for a while, so f'in what. Keep em chill, let us not start crazy hype on some Vans. Caballero is old enough to be your grandpa, ain't nothing gangster about that. That shit skips straight to the O.G. category, with the tech's and rags hung up on the wall and the old dog on the porch talkin' bout the "good ol' days" and how O.G. Mastah Killah Ray-Ray done jook'd a bitch for $20 and some Chuck All-Stars on a Banana Seat bike, and how Willis Carmichael talked jive on the block with Ron O'Neil. Cut your nappy dreads, get some clothes that fit, and pick up a skateboard if you're gonna be reppin' Vans. Vans is not Nike. Give them that, at least.

Keep the chickens clucking

Who puts baking soda in cocaine? Fuck Bush Sr. and the CIA. It's a conspiracy, don't buy into the fake media propoganda.

Fuck military men

Okay, I feel bad for those that are overseas in the war effort and all... but ladies, when they come home from being stationed in Timbucktoo and propose to you on the day of their arrival please make sure not to get swept away! While you've been home learning how to bake cakes and please your man through Oprah's self-help books (which is a retarded name for a book, help requires someone other than yourself... more like "quit bein' a skeezer books"), he has been away KILLIN' MOTHERFUCKERS LEFT AND RIGHT. I'm talking crazy shit: dodging camel spiders, scorpions, durk's, turk's, and all sorts of other crazies that make him thoroughly unfit to become a goddamn buckled-down house-mate. I wouldn't let some dickfor named Sid in my house right after he just got done on a 4-year triggerhappy stint, so neither should you. I'm thinking, of course, all about you, ladies. I'm on your side and in to your best interests. Trust me on this. Don't let him in! Don't wind up on COPS!

Break time

Finals are over on Thursday, which means no more Samuel Richardson, Mary Wollstonecraft, Alexander Pope, Defoe, Olaudah Equiano, Behn, class tensions, race wars, slavery, and patriarchy. Psyche.

I like to talk shit

There, I said it.

Santa's Ghetto

There's some really good stuff here, guys. Lots of controversial pieces which, of course, say what we're all thinking and place pictures on archetypes that float around our noggins during this time of year, despite all the caroling and warm cheer. Big ups to the guys in the UK, doin' it big. Check it out @ Supertouch

Felix goes to Lake Placid

Jaguar Vs Crocodile. - video powered by Metacafe

What's kraken?

Instant classic status:


Shark Attacked - video powered by Metacafe

Happy Birthday, Kate $$!

Happy B-day Kate, you fucking rock!



I love my friends way too much...

Mmm Mmm, Bitch!

Homemade pizza makes the mouth water and the pants tighter, especially when it comes from the Snowden kitchen. You're looking at a garlic clove, fresh tomato, spinach, mozzarella, and chicken pizza - with an olive oil sauce. Who wants Domino's? Fuck Domino's. Who wants a Snowden to own your kitchen? Manga manga, biatch.