Got my Vans on and they look like sneakers

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^^ Screams "Panama," not "What, YEAAAH!" ^^

Whatever the funk that Goddamn saying means, "look like sneakers." Look, Vans are about as gangster as Marky Mark in a Miracle Whip ad. Yeah, they were prison issued for a while, so f'in what. Keep em chill, let us not start crazy hype on some Vans. Caballero is old enough to be your grandpa, ain't nothing gangster about that. That shit skips straight to the O.G. category, with the tech's and rags hung up on the wall and the old dog on the porch talkin' bout the "good ol' days" and how O.G. Mastah Killah Ray-Ray done jook'd a bitch for $20 and some Chuck All-Stars on a Banana Seat bike, and how Willis Carmichael talked jive on the block with Ron O'Neil. Cut your nappy dreads, get some clothes that fit, and pick up a skateboard if you're gonna be reppin' Vans. Vans is not Nike. Give them that, at least.