Fuck military men

Okay, I feel bad for those that are overseas in the war effort and all... but ladies, when they come home from being stationed in Timbucktoo and propose to you on the day of their arrival please make sure not to get swept away! While you've been home learning how to bake cakes and please your man through Oprah's self-help books (which is a retarded name for a book, help requires someone other than yourself... more like "quit bein' a skeezer books"), he has been away KILLIN' MOTHERFUCKERS LEFT AND RIGHT. I'm talking crazy shit: dodging camel spiders, scorpions, durk's, turk's, and all sorts of other crazies that make him thoroughly unfit to become a goddamn buckled-down house-mate. I wouldn't let some dickfor named Sid in my house right after he just got done on a 4-year triggerhappy stint, so neither should you. I'm thinking, of course, all about you, ladies. I'm on your side and in to your best interests. Trust me on this. Don't let him in! Don't wind up on COPS!