We went to Gordon Biersch and got some beer. They make some DAAAANK beer, bro. I had the Porter, it was fucking smooth. It wasn't quite as gnarly as Guinness, which I like best, but it was certainly a delectable treat, boy, let me tell you! It was pretty light and it went down smooth - you know the deal with porters, they can be cold as fuck and taste moderately room temp (all the better to slam it down and order another). A few $5 pints, and we were off to GameWorks...
T and her Mayon are hella stoked to be getting dank at Gordon Biersch.
GameWorks actually has an alright bar... The cheapest vodka they had was Stoli, which definitely tops the Monarch that most bars try and feed you thinking you don't know any better. I got a Tanqueray and Tonic, as usual. The bartenders were foxy brunettes, quick to shoot a smile at you in hopes of receiving a better tip than your tightpockets-having ass can afford. Ker went apeshit on some of the local brew, though:
"Dude, a $13 pitcher??" says he. Little did he know it was like a fucking 4-gallon jug that could fit more in it than Pamela Anderson-Lee!
He guzzled like 5 pints in 30 minutes, as we had to hurry to the movie. Look at him all pompous, like he did something that deserves a fucking cookie -
All buzzed up, we walked into the theater that was packed full of High School kids and random 'Ocks with their bomb ass girls. We snagged the seats at the very back of the theater so that we could see all that was going on in the film. Now, I'm not going to tell you anything about the film, because I don't want to spoil any cool shit that you need to see. I will, however, show you the gayest thing that I saw all day (besides that 300lb dragqueen standing, or loafing, rather, outside of Mr. Broom's on the ave) -
Home is nice, and so is bed. You should ch-check it out sometime, baby.
1 comment:
that movie was wonderful, especially when leo calls matt damon a faggot on the phone.
oh yes, i have a blog too, and i'm biting your steez harder than ever, i know.
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