What has happened to rap?

Looking at some of the new rap vidoes that have somehow surfaced to what we, the un-famous majority, call the "mainstream", I am appalled that people still consider these new-age "thugs" heterosexual. What ever happened to Big L, Biggie, Pac, Tribe Called Quest, De La Soul, N.W.A, the OLD LL cool J, Beastie Boys, Run DMC, and that gang? They got old or shot, that's what. Hip hop died the day that Lil Jon decided to rear his nappy, buck toothed, stunner shade wearin', "WHAT? YEAH! OK" hollerin', Name-brand ruinin', flossed-out jizz cup tot'n, silly ass on the scene. Sure, I bet he's a great guy, but great guys don't make good rap music. We need some oppressed people with anger problems if we're to make some good rap, and I'm not talking about the "I hate mommy" disorder that we saw with Eminem. We need some of those jeans saggin', gun tot'n, crip walkin' gangsters back on the scene... or at least someone to save Snoop from this bullshit:

Pharrell turns Snoop mad homo

Who is going to man-up? And by the way, FUCK PHARRELL!! Lord help me, he really tests my faith, but seriously, what THE hell is he doing to the world?! When I teach, am I going to have to tell kids that skateboarding is a has-been sport because of this clean-shaven has-been (or never-will-be)? He's tried to make a clothing line. He failed at making it cool enough to be worn by people other than Asians (who I respect more than words) and other faggot ass rappers (who I have less respect for than a flaming hairy turd). He's tried to make good music. He failed by turning everyone cool that he featured in his songs HOMO BY ASSOCIATION (HBA). He's tried to market the fashion-side of Japan in America. He's failed, because all the up-and-coming business exec's think that Japan is only good for SONY products, crystalline tee shirts, and Patent Leather dildoes. He has ruined once-cool brands (A Bathing Ape, Evisu, and almost Levis) by wearing streetwear to high class social events. Lastly, he has RUINED the name that American Hip-Hop created for itself, and has pissed on the ashes of what were once great Emcees.Will somebody please, OH PLEASE, tell this guy that if he wants to market a brand called "Ice Cream", he should do it at teenage fat camp; and that if he wants to market a brand called "Billionaire Boys Club", he should change the theme color to red and sell to the REAL BBC: the Republican Political Regime. Extinguish the slow-burning flame that was N.E.R.D and start the streets on fire again, PLEASE. Give me a mic and I'll make Skateboard-P's rap game look like the lame Chuck E. Cheese birthday party of the kid that nobody really likes. Be an innovator, and don't ruin things. The modern wheel was not made better by turning the tire into a square. He's making the rap-wheel a SQUARE! JESUS CHRIST IS MY LORD AND SAVIOR, help me save myself from the iniquity that has been pushed on me, and the rest of the hip hop culture, by this man.